westozbmx

there's a mix in the chop bowl!

2012-01-26T00:03:00.000+10:30

mixy from Seb Scott on Vimeo.

Sebbi pieced together some more bicycle action in a little vid for your viewing pleasure, ~~Submitted~~, blatantly stolen and posted here

It's All a Bit Fuzzy

2012-01-23T20:57:00.001+10:30

Another wild weekend of beer and bikes. That hazy day we call Sunday was spent at the Hidden Valley Tavern riding around in circles. We had a few new faces come and enjoy the trails and other activities that are associated with them. Whilst these pics may seem blurry, check again sundy morning after a bender, they'll probably seem in focus then

This guy was too shit faced to remember that I was even at the same drinking establishment as him the night before yet still remembered to turn up to the trails next day... definitely got his priorities sorted!

Todd has Man Cans

Jake with a no footed can

Toad Man is a Seagull

Trails are the drug of choice amongst the Masses

Alex must of found a phone booth real close somewhere

Jake did this all day with ease

Alex with a casual flip.

Todd driving a monster truck

Birdman Kerwan

It's always good to meet new people that play the same childish game we call BMX! phantomblogger@live.com.au

Get Jipped!

2012-01-21T00:05:00.000+10:30

The man the myth the legend, none other the Mr Matthew "there's no1 sicker than" Bicker, has been piecing together a BMX vid for sometime now. Its been in the works for aaaaaages so it's definitely Westozbmx! Looks like its nearly done according to this...
Get Jipped Trailer from Max on Vimeo.

in other news, Mr Stuart Keen-as sent through a collection of clips from his image capturing device jammed together, to create... a collection of clips from his image capturing device jammed together, to create...

Aint no foam pit from Stuart K on Vimeo.

This week I have decided to showcase our diversity here at Westozbmx, by bending the rules a little with our mandatory riding photo. This week it's not a picture of a beer.... Instead its a picture of Shitface products leading man Cimo aka Ceeeeemo, waiting for the train.

Randumb collection of stupidity

2012-01-19T22:06:00.002+10:30

Westoz needs an update so i give you a randumb collection of images from the last coupla months.

Massy is a Live wire

The knights of the rectangular table

Joel has come to clean zee pool

The poolside peanut gallery

Sebbi hits the ejector button

2 Camera's! that way too serious for westozbmx

Is Todd still little or is it just cos he goes so damn high?

How to avoid scooter kids, jump over them!

East VS West

My Key Snotter

Bob Marley - Jammin'

Goin' Hammer n Tongs

Whammo loves smashin a Dickens Cider whilst Harrington is on the clock

How many no foot cans can a cannibal nibble?

Harrington recreating the scene from Titanic

Josh finally gets a roll!

Magna Rally

Can you do better than my lazy arse? prove it phantomblogger@live.com.au
'Til next time

Ol' Dirty Bastards

2012-01-03T22:46:00.000+10:30

For those who haven't seen it yet, Sebastian the Whale Washing Dolphin made a little trails edit at the Hidden Valley Tavern. It's been around for a few weeks now but that's just how we do it here at Westozbmx Enterprises! Enjoy

Happy New Beer!!!

2012-01-02T19:36:00.002+10:30

So another year is done and busted! To send off the year 2011 we had us a little Circus gig. Westozbmx is full of fuckin' clowns so this was perfect!

Some of us got into the festivities early...

... But everyone got into the festivities Later

We had a photo booth to capture every twit with a stupid cozzy

And the Shenanigans went on long into the night...

Until we were incapable of keeping on going!

Hopefully 2012 will be more of the same. Cheers Mother Fuckers!!!!

Feel free to submit Bmx or Beer related mayhem to phantomblogger@live.com.au

DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!

2011-12-21T22:29:00.000+10:30

So Livewire is done and dusted for another year and it was another fucking great show, Cheers mother fuckers for the good times. Being a BMX gig you'd expect me to have a bunch of bike riding pics... you'd be wrong

Cos we spent most of our time at The Sands and Ragenup with this Stripper from Victoria.....Don't go near it though cos ya dick will end up like this..... (Don't Look Down!)

The Doctor Is Not In

2011-12-03T12:17:00.001+10:30

Our last hoorah before the Doctor went on walkabout.

Young Tavern Time

2011-11-29T23:04:00.001+10:30

We had a sundy sesh at The Hidden Valley Tavern that included beers n bikes, with a good dose of metal to boot.

Mikey n Josh on compaction and beer duty!

Simmin Mach'n thru the rollers

Simmin Kick's it like Tay-bo

Brendan Lookback

Goin' off the trails on a crazy train!

Sebastian the whale washing dolphin!

Someone handed Mikey a shovel and this was his response

Ya need a high chair to sit at this one!

Hammertime doin' it for team red can

Gav droppin' an AGT (after grog T-bog)

Harrington in a spin

Mikey's seat is on the vinegar stroke

Jordan!

Swamp Donkey! WTF

When you've been caught danger wanking ya seat, watta ya do? throw you're hands in the air and plead innocence!

Definitely spent way too much time taking snaps of this hip. Seb smokin' a T-bong

Mo Seb, Mo Table, less feet

Mikey is Whipped!

Lotsa Tabo's. Here's Travy's 2 cents worth

Let the fire water berm!

Harrington is a bit of a Wally.... Where's Wally?
Jammo loves Wendy's... Where's Wendy?

Mandatory riding Photo.

On a more important note, The Doctor is Jet Setting across the world to South America to infect other part of the world with smiling faces for an extended period of time. Gunna miss ya bro, see ya when ya get back!

Submits welcome: phantomblogger@live.com.au

Great Southern Trendkill

2011-10-31T22:54:00.003+10:30

So the Queen came to town on the weekend so we assembled a drinking team n got the fuck outta there and headed to Albany.

This was our home away from home

Though some of us set up camp closer to the drinking arena. Night time activities included Fire, Beer and using a ging to shoot each other with paintballs

This was our friendly little buddy Barry the Bandicoot who came out late at night and partied with us.

This was our not so friendly buddy Tiddles the Tiger Snake who popped into camp around breakfast just to say G'day. He was lost so we gave him some directions and he was on his was.

By day we filled in time with some bike riding or spectating of the Beachy n Jamo show. Each trip needs at least 1 backy and Beachy was up to the task.

I don't even know what these things are called but it was on the rock n it was redic.

Beachy enjoying some rock n roll whilst super high

Keep on Truckin'

Beachy aint got nothin' to offer

Jammin'

Sebbi's legs enjoying the whammo show

Jammo the Irish river dancer

... more Jammo... the guy never clocks off

Table off the rock... not quite whiskey on the rocks but still good

I'm out of stupid captions... more Jammo

... and more

... and again

old men should not abuse hips like this

finally, someone else gets a go. Josh K did some gardening, and planted a foot.

Sketchy snake run blast-o-rama

Nate likes pop rocks

and turndowns

Sebastian the 1foot tabling hippie

more hippie jam sessioning

"Hindsight is always 20/20 but looking back its still a bit fuzzy"

A well executed 270 tabo and a well executed weekend. Beers, bikes, stupid antics, shit talk and beers. 'Til next weekend. phantomblogger@live.com.au

Boots is blowin' up...

2011-10-16T22:31:00.002+10:30

...tubes that is!

This is what happens when you attempt to use your mobile street drinking bench for things other than its intended purpose. 4 attempts at some stuntage resulted in 8 flats!

Even blew an entire chunk off 1 tube hahaha

Submit from Le' Stuart

2011-10-04T20:51:00.003+10:30

pics from some chill sessions the past couple weeks at Swanies
Adam, first time on his bike in 5 years.

Stu, learnt them that day!
Dale, first time on his bike in over a year.

Stu

Peter

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Well It's been a while

2011-09-26T20:40:00.002+09:30

so I figured I'd treat yas to a coupla photo's I'd normally keep in the vault.
Rex applies some draino to make this rail hop sparkle!Even Boots' feeble mind could comprehend this!

... now thats outta the way, we can get back to drinking beer mmmmm.

Jaymin, Jordi, Wazza. 'nuff sed!

2011-08-20T13:20:00.000+09:30

Bunbury Bicycles from Russell Morris on Vimeo.

Flippin 'eck

2011-08-14T17:45:00.002+09:30

Swung past the local sk8y last w/e n watched young Cohen Fifty carvin' it up. There were whispers of backies so I guilt tripped him into huckin' 1 for me. It was fucking great!!!

Jamie also sent me this a while ago to say his new siggy seat comes in two sizes. If I hear a man speak of sitting on a fat one, it better be in reference to this seat and nothing else!

Blast from the Past

2011-07-24T18:09:00.003+09:30

Another outdate this week due to the lack of bike riding. It's amazing the random stupid shit you find when ya go searching for something. About as amazing as the stupid shit ya dream up during the many flyout sessions at the scrag park when boredom sets in. What is it? I dunno but it made me laugh.

Better late than never!

2011-07-18T22:08:00.002+09:30

New Westozbmx/Jamie Welhan shirts are in!

In a land far far away...

2011-07-16T11:57:00.002+09:30

Mr Mauri sent through some more snaps of his US adventures. enjoy some BMX updatage for a change..

T-hammers

Riding the peggalator

Icepicks are the murder weapon of choice for mid day tele movies about the rich and famous.

The one armed bandit.

not sure if this picture.....

...and this picture are some how related. Words I think of when I see pictures like this... Doctor, medicine, sold out, BMX. Theres a querky caption in there somewhere.

draw your own conclusion.

On the bless-ed Hell ride.

Go here for more ---> http://catchabadone.tumblr.com/ ....and be stoked on the ODI longneck stubby holder. GOLD!

More alcohol/Bike related produce

2011-07-05T20:35:00.002+09:30

What are shitface products? well theres bad stories, delayed reaction times, slurred speech, loss of memory, public urination, nudity, just to name a few....Now we can add T-shirts to the list. Drop Cimo an email at nickcimo@live.com.au with ya size to get 1 of these. Price TBA

How we roll in Westoz...

2011-06-20T19:20:00.004+09:30

In cars, equiped with a block of piss, to the riding spot to watch the south oz kid, that we have claimed as our own, ride it. haha

Rain messed the weekend around a little, but Beachy did get a little session on the weir wall when this guy turned up. He was loving every minute of the show, even having ride of Beachy's bike and throwing down lines like "I thought he was gunna come off that time, woulda made a great video for youtube or something" way more entertaining that the regular shit heads that think...wait...know we're up to no good haha.

Alcoholics Unanimous

2011-06-13T19:05:00.002+09:30

walk into the bottl-O for a carton of swan bombs, walk out with a carton of swan bombs...... and this beast! Fun times ahead.

This umbrella read Doc's mind!

Mauri n Wilson moved to the states to join a colt...

2011-06-10T20:12:00.003+09:30

...amongst a bunch of other shady characters.
Jamie sent through as few pics of his time there so far.

We all NEED things that are bad for us. This is a fine selection of such things
Bmx'ers shredding the streets in a Westozbmx approved manner! (...does need beer though)
New team uniforms?
seen this spot somewhere before?
How not to ride it.

Bone Deth - Diet Grinders from Bone Deth Video WasteLand on Vimeo.

Last but not least, an ad featuring the westoz rats, Mauri n Wilson.
Cheers for the pics bloke!
phantomblogger@live.com.au

Todd is the Meyn

2011-05-23T18:53:00.003+09:30

Todd Meyn .

It's been on the net for more than 5 mins, so you've probably seen it already. Figured I must poach it since it is Westozbmx related. Todd Meyn getting rad to the power of sick!!!!

Skydiving 102 with The King

2011-05-14T20:20:00.003+09:30

Updates have been lagging a bit lately... but thats cos shits been goin down behind the scenes! Seems the more riding that gets done the less updating that gets done too!

Disasterously good day today. flat tires, security sooks, blood, broken bikes n broken bodies. Everything went wrong, but it made it interesting. Jaymin went skydiving again today and all I gots to say is WOMBOLTS ARE FOR WOMBATS!

5 days of Booze n Bikes aka Easter

2011-05-01T19:06:00.009+09:30

What a good fridy it was with a trails session at the Hidden Valley Tavern, hosted by the publican Josh.
Hammertime mocking trails nazi's and they're trade mark salute with the publican, Josh, and one of the Tavern's finest customers, Simmin.

The home town hero on his lunch break.

Jamo says no deal to an offer of anything less than 360

whammo is super, mannnn!

Jamo can Can Can with no feet.

A beach with tables. Why no BBQ?

Beachy kickin back!

Sebbi the trails rat gettin filthier than the house rats

seb must be lost, theres no bong on that table.

Lemmy got the knack of it early in the day.

Donkey kickin'

ranga with a 3 banga

damn pirates commandeered the spotlight!

who invited Inman???

After the Trails it was of to the bar at the rats nest to rehydrate till the early hours of the morning.
Bikes were on the cards for the next day, but we went to an art festival instead.

Leonardo Da Vinci and Vincent Van Gogh working on some million dollar masterpieces.

DOC! nuff sed!

Some of us had to leave early so we didn't make anyone angry about missing rose tattoo but we ran into Hammertime's nemisis hill. Kicked its ass on the 2nd attempt and hauled ass outta there

We made it in time to see this angry looking bastard... and the old duck power spewing everywhere right infront of the stage! GOLDEN MOMENT! ZZ Tattoo, What a combo!

The next day started with a short pedalling session before we threw in the towel and surrendered to the almighty booze gods. Seb already pouring Jacks on himself during the day. Definitely the beginings of a great night.

Went out n watched the Pirate Mafia do a gig then these guys showed up. It's Denim Dan n some bad mother fucker

It was a bright moon that night.

Piiirate Mafiiiiaaaa!!!!

Jack Daniels + Pirates + no sleeves = great drunken photos

More Jack Daniels related activities

Mandatory riding photo number 1 - the ghosty that was sitting in the taxi on the way to ZZ Tattoo

Mandatory riding photo NUMBER 2!!!!! Zombie Jamboree and some gay watermelon cocktail

Ultimate Surrender!

2011-04-27T21:22:00.007+09:30

"Here's some presents boot sting. and a picture of my sig bone deth seat the "vibrator" coming out later this year." - Jamie Mauri
A new weapon to be used in ultimate surrender - "The Vibrator"

Dyls got framed for this 1

Callan pickin' at his teeth!

..And again with some Icy B's

The Beach Ball got Popped!

Jamies spidy senses are tingling!

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The Annual Good Trails Friday Jam

2011-04-25T12:07:00.006+09:30

Hammertime whippin it hard, whippin it good, whippin it just like you should...

Ok so Beachy the Newbie dragged a foot on this one but I like the pic so I'm putting it up.

Seb doing an E.T. haha

Seb came up short on a 360.

So its that time of year again where we hold the annual Trails Jam on Good Friday. This event has been running every year since the trails were first built which makes this the 1st time ever...

Bag Check - Josh Cernotta

2011-04-25T11:27:00.002+09:30

So West Oz BMX has never done one of these thing before and all the other BMX sites have had a crack so I thought we'd give it a go. This weeks bag check is of incredibly amatuer photographer Josh Cernotta who bought his camera one night from ebay when he was drunk and has never looked back (at his bank account). I asked Josh if he could talk us through the contents of his bag. At first he was a bit hesitant but I talked him around.

Well I got a camera bag for Christmas the year before last from my old man but it was one of those annoying ones that only have 1 strap and keeps falling off your shoulder so I took it back and swapped it out for this one. I cant remember the name of it or the brand but the main feature is that to open it, you unzip it from the back. I think this is so you can put it on the dirt and everything stays clean and doesnt end up on you back later. But other features include velcro segments on the inside so I can adjust the size of the storage compartments to fit all my spare lenses and flashes and all that gear if I ever get any.

Its full of all the latest and greatest gear. A Nikon D90 camera that I got only cos Boots told me it was a good one and I thought I could steal his lenses when I turned pro. Its got my battery charger that has an aussie plug adapter cos I bought it from Hong Kong on ebay and it didnt fit into my wall socket, and a spare battery! (the spare battery is crap and doesnt last very long)

I also pulled out my nokia phone car charger that was hidden away which I'm stoked on cos I'v been looking for it for ages.

Ive got a puncture repair kit thats missing the silver scratching thingo, and the instruction manual for using the bag is still folded up in there. In one of the side pockets I found a moist towelette and a really soft cloth, that I thought was a hanky, that is supposed to be used for wiping the lense down instead of using my t shirt all the time and I found some random plastic cap which I think Im supposed to use to cover the back of the lense when I take it off. But I dont even know how to take the les off so it's still brand new.

Its got one of those little white packets with salt like stuff in it that is supposed to soak up moisture in the bag that I found floating around the bottom. Ah..I even found a chapstick for when my lips get dry and a small padlock and key that I know nothing about. The strap for the camera is rolled up in the zip compartment and it'l stay there cos I put it on once and Jamo said 'why did you put that on?' and I said 'I dunno, so it doesnt fall off my neck?' but then I realised that as long as I hold onto it, it wont fall anywhere. so i took it off.

I found a small pocket knife and some random keyring thing which could come in handy one day. Maybe I can put the padlock key on it..? And its got a strap that i got from work that usually holds hydraulic hoses together on a drill rig but is the perfect size to use as a belt.

So thats my bag.

Thanks for that Josh, we'll try get another bag check from someone soon.

Kinda Sucks...

2011-04-08T21:00:00.003+09:30

But tomorrow, 9th of April, we celebrate the life of one of our brothers, Jamie, one year on. Where ever you are tomorrow raise your glass and remember the good times! This new commemorative T will be available soon. Hit up phantomblogger@live.com.au if you so desire one of these.

Keen for a ride after work?...Yeh ok.

2011-04-05T22:26:00.003+09:30

Just a few snaps from this arvo's session on the new set. Hammertime, Trav and Alan killing it before dark.

Pencil me in for life...

2011-04-02T19:59:00.001+10:30

Fuck that! Holm put it in ink. Our first Westozbmx lifer!

MELBÖURNEHEAD, How Convenient!!!

2011-03-29T21:14:00.008+10:30

Westozbmx/Soldoutbmx hopped onto a flying death machine and it conveniently landed in Melbourne on the same weekend MOTÖRHEEEEAAAADDD was there and we conveniently all had tickets. Best plane ride ever! Moooost of the crew were sitting at the back with the cabin crew smashin booze for 4 hours. Kickarse! So'z we got ourselves a place to stay n some piss to drink n jumped on the foot falcon for a bit in down town Melbs. It wasn't long before the idiocracy began. $5 to lick a filthy Marble wall for like 20 metres. Challenge accepted! "Don't Drink on the Street" Conveniently, there was a house party for Lexi's birfdy on the night we lobbed. Did we know the guy? Well I didn't, but who gives a fuck, he's a fellow party animal. Can't arive to a birfdy party without a prezzy. Whats in the bag you ask? A bottle of wine? nope. A bottle of Jacks? nope. How about a cucumber and a bottle of lube. Yep! House party was a success! Jed swears he didn't notice I'd taken any photo's... till I showed him about 10 very similar ones to this. Hit the town after this aaaand I have to end the story there, cos waking up was my next memory. Day 2 and this was what it was all about! The whole day was spent watching this on repeat.... ....accompanied by these guys..... ...Whilst some of us took a few short breaks down here. It's a successful day already when this shit head knocks on our door and then he does a barspin. Which sets off Ceeemo. Whilst Jed discovered the Hotel had cup holders. A little more of this and it was time to walk to the gig. It was past Ceeemo's Bar... and we had to stop for Ryan's Ho... As well as some Hammertime antix. When your drinking water before you even make it to the gig, your doing real well. Lindsay much preferred the goon bag ghosty he found in the phone booth. "We are the road crew!" Lindz crowd surfed all the way to the front, starting so far back there were barely enough people to hold him up that he nearly hit the deck. Then he did it again.......and again and again and then I stopped taking photos, but it went on. We recruited Greg for the Melböurnehead gig and he spent the whole night shredding n whipping people with his dredz haha We saw this good looking guy as we were leaving the gig and headed to see The Dallas Showgirls, where the photo's stop, for obvious reasons. This was on the floor in the morning after the gig. Ryan - Hey Glen, can you hold my shirt for me? Glen - Cheers man! (as he proceeds to wipe the pie off his face with it) "I'm a useless cunt and even I can get up here" ...or words to that effect. Our last night in Melbourne and Lindsay was riding the Lindsay train again. This was out front of the Crown. Lindz discovered the hair stylist in the pisser at the cas, Did his hair and then it was off to the Spearmint Rhino to drop off some ca$h. Conveniently, The Rhino closes at 4, so we could stay there until we had to leave for our flight at 6.... hence, the photos stop here. Another successfully executed weekend. (p.s. In 1 trip I had my best flight ever and my worst. Don't fly Tiger!!!) Mandatory riding photo! yeh ok so it's not a beer, but fuck, IT'S LEMMY!!!! If you've got a rock'n'roll westozbmx related story you'd like tell send it here ---> phantomblogger@live.com.au Also, Expert T's are in so him me up. $25 a pop and available in your choice of Black.

Jilson!

2011-03-24T09:41:00.001+10:30

Made the cover of 2020! Good to see at least someone is doing BMX related shit for Westoz!

Jordan!

2011-03-22T21:33:00.002+10:30

A quiet Westoz killer! If only I could take a proper photo I'd be able to showcase his riding a little more.
He does Backies!!!!!!!

..and real fuckin' good Tabo's

Shoot n Point

2011-03-09T20:30:00.010+10:30

It was a busy weekend of Beats, Bikes n BOOZE! Colony kids were in town taking care of the biking part for us so we could concentrate on the beers.

This is how we like to see Marnold.
But this is how we love to see Marnold!!!
Ok so we did a little cycling for ourselves. Heck, It was Travy's birfdy and the gate to Trentsylvania was open so we just had too!
Mundaz!
Jammo must have slippy grip syndrome or somthin.
Holm givin'er a spin
and again.
even Doc got in on the rotation action.
It's Hamertime!
The sun set so the trails sesh went up in smoke! Add some beers and an anthem or II with Mark Webber n you've got a great fuckin' day!
Hammertime sessions the floating recliner before breakfast... and it works.
This guy can ride bikes... but is way better at partying with the natives!
Chris is in Love...
...or maybe its just lust (Boner?)
After that we went down the street n Bayzand was eyeing something up...
...So I quickly snapped a pic!
We moved on and Bayzand spotted something else...
...Whilst Chris got busy attracting the natives again.
Say hi to Mum!
and whilst that was happening our bikes were being used in Wedding photo's
These guys got more pics riding than we did!
...and whilst that was happening we were here, utilizing our mobile street drinking benches to there full potential.
This guy interupted our drinking session to tell us he'd never touched a drop of alcohol in his life. Sounds like a shit cunt right? Well if you've won an olympic gold medal and travelled to 175 of 195 countries in the world your doin alright in my book. Speaking of which, he showed us his passport. It looked like the complete set of encyclopeadia brittanica it was that thick.
All that stuff just filled in time for what we were really about this weekend, Soundwave!
"In 1976-6-6 I had a porno mag inside my crib 'cos I'm sick, SICK MOTHERFUCKER, SICK!"

Rock'n and Rollin' whilst smashin piss with ya crew and 10million other cunts, does it get any better?
Unfortunately all good things come to an end... so ya just replace them with something else, like a spot of wakeboarding.
However, that came to an end real quick too, when we minced the prop.
Yep, definitely fucked it.... "oh well, chin up!"
Now this is a Bottle-O runner, Block on the back, whilst you keep a 6 pack chilled in the basket on the front. Remind me again why we bother with BMX bikes!
And to cap it all of, a mandatory riding photo.

Doc Lands

2011-03-02T20:35:00.003+10:30

Demo n Dyl had a little sesh at Westoz's very own Doc lands! Which consists of a home made quarter in Doc's Driveway. The ramp got a little thrashed mid session but, luckily, the Chicargo Bulls were on hand to help out. Those niggaz got pop!

Re living the days when BMX was cool!

2011-02-28T20:49:00.001+10:30

Were gonna be even more famous!

2011-02-20T19:16:00.002+10:30

We officially made the finals!

Get voting on 19991900 via text. Just type the number 2 in. Or via phone, 1902555102.

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/australiasfunniesthomevideoshow/episodes/

We're gonna be famous!

2011-02-17T23:53:00.002+10:30

After years of trying to break into the acting scene, we have finally made it to hollywood!
On Saturday 19th of Feb, at approximately the time it is on air, members of the West Oz BMX community will be appearing for the very first time on Australian television! Adjust your aerial, tune your T.V. in and be sure to be watching Australias Funniest Home Videos. Dont blink cos this is just a short cameo appearance this time but now we have a foot in the door we're expecting phone calls from hollywood directors.
To all the actors, thanks for your patience in the studio and start preparing your grammy speach!

West Coast is the Best Coast

2011-02-10T20:22:00.004+10:30

Connected Cory Clarke from Connected Brand on Vimeo.

Ok so this aint technically West Oz, but he's an honorary affiliate and he does live on the right side of Canada (the right side, of course, being the left side) aaaaand kills that place. You may recognise some of the spots in there from photos of our trip way back in September when we went to visit the kid. May I present to you Cory Clarke, with two legs!

Skydiving 101 with Jaymin King!

2011-01-26T21:14:00.003+10:30

The updates in this place are coming few and far between. Shits goin down under wraps...or nothings going down at all. u decide. Holm went skydiving today and ended in this position. Falling 10000ft and all ya get is a minor oil leak. WTF? You'd swear its an Australian made machine but theres no Southern Cross stamp so it can't be.

Expert Idea

2011-01-17T20:42:00.001+10:30

I'll start taking numbers and sizes now to give me an idea how many to print. Proly make shit happen in a coupla weeks. phantomblogger@live.com.au

I'm an Expert at this shit!

2011-01-12T20:14:00.003+10:30

...well not really but I try my best. OK that may be a lie too
I figured Westoz has been running a bit dry lately, due to the party season getting in the way, so I thought I'd better resurrect this bitch with something proper like a New T shirt design. Nothing is concrete as yet, but feel free to register your interests/ideas to phantomblogger@live.com.au and I will endevour to ignore it 'til the time comes when I want numbers and sizes, maybe in a week or so. Shirts wont be Gildan. Gunna follow www.soldoutbmx.blogspot.com 's lead n go local. Also, Soldout/Westoz Collaborations hmmmmm????

The Frenchies Send off/ Livewire

2010-12-20T21:56:00.005+10:30

The French Guys are taking off so we gave 'em a bit of a trails/beers gig as a send off. Skimpies, live bands and emu's provided the entertainment (believe it or not I mean real emu's....as well as the cans of course)

Barefoot and shirtless. Rock n Roll!

Guitar Chuck runnin' a muck

Success!

Ditch the bikes, It's party time! We arrived at Livewire in time for the real entertainment. We were lucky to make it out of the Sands. We threw back a dewy lizard for the man though, which is what the day is about really.

Demo's Generator Motorbike/Kickarse Mullet Combo

"Beer taste's like chalk" Lies!!!

The Jamo Show in full effect!

This performance was up there with the saga at Flagzy's

Going, Going....

Gone!

...Still gone
And he's up... for a moment of violence
The after party was another success, just needed houseband to supply some noise. Cheers to all the folks who organised the gig and partied hard!
Sunday Bloody Sunday. Some people off loaded some of last nights party in Cimo's garden and on the side of the freeway. Hahaha

Jamie Mauri

2010-12-13T19:08:00.002+10:30

jamie mauri - osiris / bone deth from bean on Vimeo.

Calvin got his first pay cheque, I'm so proud of him...now let's rob that nigga

2010-12-11T23:58:00.004+10:30

Calvin Kosovich - Welcome from The Set on Vimeo.

Calvin Klein doin what a super model does, struts his stuff!

Redbull gave him wings and we clipped 'em

2010-12-11T23:25:00.004+10:30

After today Holm is officially fucked! Ladies if your into beastiality, then look no further!

Holm, Rex n Boots headed south today for a little roady to Augusta/Margs. dropped a bomb or two then we had a leisurely booze cruise up the coast home. All this and all the other good things in life rounded off a fuckin' great day.

Another Successful Weekend!

2010-12-06T20:32:00.002+10:30

Drinks, booze, beer, whisky.....oh and bikes. The recipe for a good weekend. Add a serving of rock n roll from house band to taste.

We're Due One

2010-11-27T20:06:00.002+10:30

I figured we're due for an update so I took a few snaps today.

Holm got busy droppin' bombs!

Whilst this filthy hessian put it in the memory box.

And todays quiz. Can you spot whats wrong with this picture? Thats right, there's not a beer in sight.

Kings in the land of Queens

2010-11-09T20:39:00.004+10:30

"Hey its Stuart, heres some photos of the trip me and Leigh and Frenchies JB an Pil did thru Queensland."

I was too busy (OK slack) to post em when I got these way back in August but now here they are. Better late than never. You too can send shit through to phantomblogger@live.com.au

Another weekend well spent

2010-11-07T23:40:00.006+10:30

And so it began. The bi-annual Billabong Party thats happened every year since it was taken over by the current owner, came around again. This year there were a few improvements and innovations. Introdrucing 'House Band' This guy is awesome! He'l play anywhere you want him to at any time.
Oh-o! Cimo has an idea...

'Lets build a kicker here and try jump the pile of crap!'

And so the competition was born. It was a tough fought battle that came down to the final 2 competitors. Nick and Cimo.

Nick hits the Kicker and is looking good

He clears the pile of shit with the grace of an eagle

Cimo decided to step things up and pushed the kicker back further. Hammertime didnt thinkn it was possible and said 'If he clears this, ill spit whoevers jacks this is out and screw my face up'

True to his word he did exactly that.

It was a stale mate... Nick and Cimo were neck and necker. The mind games were so strong they couldnt even been seen together. But a winner was needed and the pile of shit grew taller.

Here i have posted the same picture twice but my delete button isnt working...

Hammertime nominated himself as course designer. Here he is smiling for the camera.

Nick had his next attempt but tagged the top.

Nick and Cimo both decided a new kicker was needed and course designer Hammertime whipped this superkicker up.

Cimo made it look like nap time at day care.

Nick eyed it up. You could sense the nervousness. Hes thinking 'How am i gonna beat Cimo? he is awesome!'

Nick hit the superkicker at mach 10 (which we later discovered was too fast) But tagged and was awarded an 'X' by master judge Jaque who was no where to be seen. He had 1 chance left.

But failed. The win went to Cimo! In a interview i overheard he said 'It was a really tough battle tonight but i came into it full of piss and ready to eat shit if i didnt make it' And thats exactly what happened.

In other news, the palace now has a shitter! Well its always had one but now it works! It also has running water for hoses and a shower!

And we threw up a platform to jump off, or ride off...whichever you prefer.

And after a hard weekends work, you can now vistit the Hidden Valley Tavern withou fear of falling over the edge.

Stop being Cheeky! Go build some jumps folks.

Lilloet/Whistler

2010-11-05T21:36:00.006+10:30

I suppose I should stop lackin' and wrap up the trip. We awoke at Lockely house still Maggo, dived into The Lizard and headed for the ferry. We didn't want to leave but it was nearly home time and we had to check The Lizard into some accomodation for an extended period of time. Destintation, Josh's Dad's house in Lilloet. We arrived on dusk, unloaded the esky, did the meet n greet then suss'ed weather or not this place was worthy of the Lizard... after all she can't just stay anywhere.
Worthy? fuck yes! with shit like this scattered everywhere, I think the Lizard will rest quite easy here. (If she ever makes it JOSH!)

I tried to take pic's of the copious amounts of awsome but picture box's just can't seem to capture it quite right.

As it turns out Chuck is some underground genius that just rolls fat ones for inspiration then invents/creates crazy fucked up shit that would amaze the crap outta you. For example, this is a wedding present.

And this is just hilarious. "In memory of those who were cut off at the pass"

Home made Street luges

Ya think this is a bad omen?

So the shed was epic as fuck. What we didn't realise until daylight broke is the whole fuckin place is just one big piece of art. This is the back patio. The roof is made of wood sheeting cut and painted to look like banana leaves. And the whole place had a theme.

Skeletons made of re-o bar with a sword and a barrel spilling gold coins. got the theme yet?

The place is a fucking pirate's lair!!! A broken mast for a swing into the pool, Barrels for seating/jumping into the pool, a crows nest that doubles as a bar for drinking and a heating element so the water can be warm even when its not. Ohh and the decking has been cut all fucked up so it looks like its made from a ship wreck. This place is fucked up to say the least.

Here the Lizard scopes her new home for the winter. She loves it, ya can see it in her eyes.

I quite like this photo, an American Ford Falcon. If only I could park the Blue Thunder there.

Lilloet is only a small town but it has shit loads of shit to see, so's we hit the road for a quick geeza. In saying that, it's what ya can't see in this photo that is nuts. No guard rail. Thats the edge of the road on the edge of a mountain. It's a hefty fall straight down to the bottom where the river runs. Needless to say if you go off there make sure you pack a coffin in your luggage.

This road lead us to here, The Horseshoe. Whatta ya mean ya can't see it? take your eyes of the damn beer can for just a second then you'll see. Mandatory riding photo number 1.

Whatta ya do when ya go to a spot like this? Ya huck shit over the edge n see what happens of course.
In the words of Darryl Kerrigan "Hows the serenity?". Two madatory riding pics in the same town. Damn we were droppin bombs. Oh and this is a salmon. It tastes terrible but it gets the job done.

Same spot different angle.

We missed salmon season (the fish that is, drinking salmon's is a year round event) but I managed to snap this straggler just kickin' it in the steady flowing river.

At some point we stopped driving around aimlessly taking photos or shit by the road and actually started driving towards whistler... stopping along the way to take photos of shit by the road. Here's three creatures of the jungle trying to catch a meal. Like every fishing trip ya just buy it from the shop on the way home n say you caught it. We were hunting PBR's. Luckily we had prepared some earlier and they were already in the esky.

Mikey's best impersonation of Cimo.

The road to Whistler followed this river the whole way.

We stopped to chuck more rocks. This one was aimed at Mikey.

When the mountains started getting snow capped we knew we were getting close. We stopped again at this lake cos it was quiet and relaxing. We fucked that up with abusive language and roman candles firing. haha

These crazy birds were real friendly. They just kept landing on Cimo n Josh to say G'Day.

Or so it seemed. The cunts just wanted some BC bud.

We finally got to Whistler and didn't take any photo's haha. Rode the park n trails for a bit then got a hotel n hit the town. Not sure how I felt about this place. The idea was there but there was just something not quite clickin'. It coulda be the stupid amounts of aussies everywhere I dunno.
Didn't matter much we just did what we do best then left the next day.

The picture box came back out for the trip back to Vancouver. Some old bloke parked this beast up and was kind enough to let us get a few snaps.

Love this one. The White Lizard can't help but get in the pic. Can you see her?

Another stop, another bit of scenery. This time water flowing into a big fuck off hole.

Along this road from Whistler back to Vancouver we got to see the golf course they filmed Happy Gilmore. Of course I didn't take a photo. I was too busy snapping stupid shit like a rail ballast that just goes straight onto the road. hahaha WTF?

Unfortunately we were heading to Vancouver for a reason. Yep, It was Boot's time to leave home and go back to Australia...and after that, the remaining shit heads didn't go back to Victoria and didn't have any more fun at all. And thats a final wrap, unless Jamo Has Bow Legs has any photos of how boring and eventless the last few days in Canada were without Boots.

Victoria Pt 2 with the Lockley crew

2010-10-26T19:51:00.016+10:30

Sooooo were still in Victoria. Bet ya can't guess where we went for the day. Yep, Vic West park. And this is where we met Justin, some rockstar who just happens to ride bikes in his spare time.

And he introduced us to The Lockley House and crew. It's our new home away from home...

Where they're ready and willing to get ratty all the time. So before we party, we have to weigh in, on a rickety, fucked table. What for? One of Justin's many grand schemes to fuck with some chick.

This is Justin and his rig. Throwin' a leg up is the mandatory pose in every photo.

After filling the tank with fuel, refering to both the car and our stomachs, We pile into the rig and head down town. Vision was limited but a feeble attemt at cleaning the window was made. Did it work? Yeh ahh not so good.

I think Boots should buy one of these, he fits real well, even with the seats removed!!!

We gunned it round the streets for a bit, annoying the shit outta people with that beautiful growl, then ditched the rig and caught the foot falcon across the bridge. This is Justin's best mate. No, not Mikey, The Houseband! Everywhere we went it came with and for good reason, It's fucking awsome, especially wen its crankin' out Acca Dacca all the way up to 11. "Bon you clever bastard"

Mikey was on point real early and loving the houseband and the Iron Horse. Boots is caught on kodak duty too. At this point on the bridge, was about when Boots got lost... the first time. Retard! We hadn't even made it into town yet.

He managed to find the rest of the group. Turns out he was partying right across the road from them, who were in The Brickyard topping up. Here we snapped the mandatory riding photo for this leg of the riding trip in the form of a jug.

From here we went to..... ahh some other place that sells the nectar of the gods, where Boots got lost again and for good this time. The other guys continued on partying without him. I Had to post this photo cos not even Mikey understood it. It is, of course, Mikey taking a bite out of some random chicks apple. I have no idea...

Those boys made it back to The Lockley House where they continued to get stuck into the bottles of Jacks....except Mikey where the bottle got stuck into him.

It looks as as though Justin had too much of that stinkin' Jacks bottle and got all tuckered out.

Boots's lone adventure involved sharing pizza with some random chick, falling off a roof...twice, and this. These are Solid stickers from our van. In a drunken haze of destination nowhere, he found these in the street somewhere. WTF?

What do ya do with a hand full of stickers at 4 in the morning? Bomb shit of course. This one was for the Solid crew. With the sun high in the sky the it was time for his bed time. Bed was a cozy rock at the sk8 park where the team would re group.

With a 6 pack of breakfast juice (Palm Bay, Canadian UDL but better), Boots waited for the rest of the crew to arrive at which point we bought copious amounts of piss and got ratty at the park for the day. Everyone got asked the question that day. "Hey, can I borrow your shirt for a second?"

No one was safe. This was very little of the damage that ensued.

Mikey taught the young kids how to drink beer. Pinky up! Some of these kids still have sleeves. It musta been intermission.

The trusty house band made the trip too, pumpin' out Slayer, much to the delight of old mate Pantene.

Mikey was nice enough to share a beer with our mate Hoo. He's one of the regular can collectors in the area. Needless to say he cleaned up when he met us, Figuratively and Literally haha.

Someone looks as though they need a Four Loko. Its a pity the didn't have that shit in Canada.

Back home and Cimo throws the mandatory leg up. And with that, it's time to really start hitting our straps.

We partied at home for a bit then the house band was harpin' for a walk. We took it into town and rocked out for a bit in the rain.

Halloween came early for this twit.

Ummmmm well it saves the public urination. Is it just me that finds it funny that it has a male symbol on it?

Justin is just catching his second wind.

We went back home and continued the shenanigans there. Boots looks in a good state. All that sleeping on the rock the during the day got him nicely sunburnt.

Mikey, the street artist, chalked up a portrait of Justin. He is, after all, longing for that taste of the Jack's he had the night before.

Cimo was hitting it hard and fast that night like the drinking machine he is.

We continued to party all night long... wow its 5am... wait are those scissors? YES.

5am is the perfect time for Josh to get a trim off one of BC's best hairstylist's. Cali looks mighty impressed.

Even Cimo got in on the action with a light trim...

And looks completely confident in letting someone with scissors near his locks.

Boots had no hair to cut, but that didnt stop edward scissorhands from attacking the wire brush. Mikey was the one saying he needed a trim but was the only one who missed out. Punishment for piking early I guess.

Sleeves are quite restricting when ya swingin the blades...

It also seems they're restricting to spectators.

After a little more couch surfing the party faded to black... Then the day arose to the beginning of a new one. No sk8 park today just straight down town to start sipping the syrup. We were told by the seco's that we weren't allowed to drink right on the port...but ya can sit 30 metres away on this bench and go hammer and tongs. OK!

With the roadies demolished we went in search of more flavours and we wound up back here, Earl's. What's the attraction here? If you don't know I suggest you try it, then you will. Justin was banned from talking to girls in here. The holding up of notes written on napkins was permitted.

Tonight was metal night at Boutique. We needed a lot of supplies. Mikey may or may not, but definitley did, buy beer from this bottle-o with a frilly G banger on his head that smelt like 'Pussy- a scent that is extracted from the horns of a majestic beast'

We got primed and joint the rest of the crew. Then Harley got on the A to Z and rallied some troops. Wait...I haven't even mentioned Harley yet. Aren't I a rude prick...

...oh there he is, another of our Lockley brothers.

We headed round to the chicks' house for some more house partying. Don't leave ya bookface on when there's drunk people about.

...You'll find they write shit to ya friends. Cory may have cottoned on that it was us...ya think?

If only everynight was metal night at Boutique. The scene is quite different to the first night we were there. A sea of black. Perfect!

Laban was working again that night. Oh shit, I was calling him Russell last time ey? Russell was working again that night. Didn't stop him partying hard though.
Matt is another of our Lockley brothers. He managed to avoid the picture boxing for the most part but he was always throwin down with the rest of us.

Rockin' out on the DF.

Mikey was fairly broken that night and chose to rock in a booth to save standing up. The rest of us just got out of control. Want proof? scroll down. Explicit image warning!!!

Yeh u already know what it is but it's too funny not to put on here.

That about wraps up Victoria, whilst we were rolling as the three amigo's any ways. We did other stuff too like street riding (a clip or 2 may even have been begotted), watched a game of cricket, of course whilst smashing beverages, and some other stuff that wasn't nearly as entertaining as partying with animals.

The end of the trip is near. Guess we better go see what all the hype is with Whistler before we fuck off...

SIIIICKtoria!!!! Pt1

2010-10-19T21:03:00.007+10:30

Righto, so where back in Victoria. The story is gunna get hazey cos we spent a while here...and for good reason. Day 1 and we dial ourselves in a phone and a hostel to stay. Call Cory but the gypo is so hard to get a hold of. So we head to Vic West park for a shred. After a while we find he got his arse on a bus home. Damn! That sucked but we met some good cunts at the Sk8y any hoo. Dazza is a BMXer who owns a pizza shop, the brickyard, and it sells beer! So we know where we're tee'n off from for the night.
We definitely started at the pizza shop but after that I dunno what happened. We hit Darcy's pub for a bit, got loose then got on the DF....and got loose. Fully primed, we thought we'd do the rounds see what else was bumpin'. We tried a few places but all the action seemed to be in the streets. This guy was shreddin, pumpin out Steve Earl - Copperhead road and such...and for good reason!

They were workin' Hard for the finest thing in life. Cimo got his grubby maulers on their sign and gave it a touch of Westozbmx.

We sat on the street with this mob for ages. This is where we met Russell Brand. For the fuck of me can't comprehend how to spell his name, so since he looks like Russell and is out there like Russell, thats what I'll call him. Good Cunt!!! An Aussie that talks with some messed up blend of Aussie-Canadian accent...I guess he realised how good the place is and never left. The rest of the night was a blurrr. I have vague recollections involving Mikey luging down the street on a sk8 board running red lights, Mikey spending hours stripping a light pole of its posters, Mikey walking with his little man out pissing, Mikey just being an all round seedy cunt.
This photo is from that night. Dunno when, dunno where. I'm guessing it's late. After all Mikey looks completely sober.

Day 2 was spent back at Vic West Sk8y where we met more good cunts. Coupla mainlanders Dylan and B-real made the trip over in the Hendrix/Morrison Van. That thing is GOLD! One bloke, Avi, just happened to work at Lucky bar and could put us all on the door. WTF? do BMXer's run this town or what? He even let us crash at his joint. We take the man up on his offer and head to Lucky...rolling nearly 10 deep with a bunch of ratty BMXers, lockin' bikes out front and goin' straight in the door. Unreal! Now, once again, the recollections get hazy. dunno what it is, my stories flow fine right up to the point of walking in the door of an establishment. One thing was noticable, Mikey disappeared early. After Doors closing a bike toss ensures.

Bikes were flying everywhere. With Mikey lost we had an extra bike to take home. Haha not so. Cimo climbed to the top of a big fuck off tree out front and hanged it up there. Better lock it just in case! There was no way this thing was goin anywhere. Piss was added as an extra bike theif deterent. Spewin' the pics of this are gone. We found Mikey back at Avi's dead to the world. We then learned a kickarse way to fuck with wasted cunts that we'll keep a secret 'til we unveil it on you!

Day3 really is a noodle scratcher. We met up with Josh, who we'd met the day before, and ahhh rode Vic West again haha. I guess something happened at some stage....and then....oh thats right, we started drinking again. We bar hopped a whole bunch then woke up in the White Lizard. about all I got. Help, anyone? I think this may have been the night we went to Big Bad John's and lost our shit cos its normal to throw peanut shells on the floor! Pure Gold. Boots is also immortalised in their little table at the lounge seating area too. Don't know his name? go find his ID.

Day4 and we team back up with Russell and we get to stay here, a place for back packers thats not a backpackers aka a party house for drifters such as ourselves

Russell is also in a stage show I guess you'd call it. What do you call a bunch of people in costumes playing music and dancing whilst high? A band? All I know is its fuckin' Rad!

This post is really getting repetative now....So we went out on the town and sampled a whiskey or 20. We hit up Darcy's again since that place had been good to us and it didn't disappoint. Russ got the local band that was playing to write a song about space docking. Within 5 minutes they were blasting out a 10 minute song about space docking with absolutely no idea what it means...unless he really does "wanna be a space dockeeer."

Ohhh yeh, Russ works at Boutique, another drinking establishment. Is it just coincidence we keep meeting people that are able to assist us in our journey into oblivion? VIP'd to Boutique now. Did we go? Fucked if I know.

Saw this in Darcy's. Best mo ever!

No idea where/what the hell is goin on. The important part of this is Josh took a photo of himself and unknowingly got our friend Cali holding the infamous wooden spoon from that night. Just another random fucked up thing we did without rhyme or reason. Hilarious.

*Intermission* We were partying like animals and before long started smelling like one. Time to take a break and wash something.

Righto, what else are we gunna do 'til party time? Earl's sells alcohol ey? guess we better try it. Yep, fuckin great place. definitely stuck out like a sore thumb. The Place is classy as shit and we're Bogan's. Lack of dress codes everywhere is awsome. Hey, the door to the dunny spells it out in plain english, u don't have to have a job to be a gentlemen.

And the Cactus club...it the same shit, different can.

except ya can watch telly whilst ya take a piss...

or if ya don't quite need to go yet, ya can sit in this comfy chair in the dunny and contemplate whats going on in the picture above. See, its classy...or crazy, not quite sure yet.

Ahhh this night we definitely went to Boutique, Cimo +10. We went an annoyed Russ whilst he was at work. Yeh, he looks really pissed off. I wish I could drink at work.

Ummmmm not quite sure if this place is our scene. It definitely wasn't. Ya never write a place off though cos the scenes change each night.

Haha I don't even know what to write. Boots being a spanner? Boots and a space docker? When space dockers attack? Thank fuck theres women in the pic or it would really raise some eyebrows. On a side note, Cimo called this guy a space docker then explained it and the docker thought it was grand.

And for something different, Mikey got fucked with in his sleep at the end of the night.

That summary covers about 1/1000th of the crazy awsomeness that was the first half of our Victoria visit. The second half wasn't anything less...

Traaaaiiiils!

2010-10-18T17:15:00.018+10:30

Once upon a time, long long ago in the dreamtime (about 8 months ago) a 5.2 acre block of land was discovered by an explorer. The opportunity was too good to pass up and the explorer put all the money he didnt have into it. The next step was to start construction.

Weapons were gathered

An army was sort out and construction began.

Where to begin?

Oh yep that looks like a good spot!

Given the army was made up of a bunch of pissheads the construction was engineered with hope of minimal effort needed to move through it.

It's getting there! What exactly and where its goin we still didn't know. But It was said a lot.

The vision of the army was starting to come together.

The hard yards were done by the people who didnt have a sore knee or back or were too lazy to dig and the final trim could commence. (haha)

Like sex with hookers, protection is needed.

West Oz trying a new style of trails.

Expert trails O.G. Amiel was in his element. Might need to hook up some 'How to Build Trails' clinics for all the youngn's who spend all day at the skatepark and wouldn't know which end of a shovel is used to slap n slide.

Pick'n for gold! Tryin to find enough to pay for the land.

Before you knew it we had a set! The hard work was nearly over for the construction season and it was time to enjoy the vision!

It's like riding a bike, once you do it, you never forget.

Troy obviously thought it was still 2001. Like he'd never got off the bike.

Sebra!

Josho doin his only trick.

The lip must have just been watered and Jamo spun out of control but somehow managed to hold on and miraculously land facing the right way.

Expert timing on the camera! All credit to the photographer...

Sebra whipping it out! The bike that is, not his willy. Dont zoom in to check.

Jamo's thinking 'Oh shit I'm gonna bail!'

but then...

'Actually I might hop back on and claim I was doing a trick'

Not 100% sure but i think this is Josho doing a 3 Table...

Gumby gettin all twisted up on this X!

This is Boost with a big boots over the 2nd.

Callus' as a result of drinking. If he rode more this wouldn't happen.

No dirty boots allowed in the house! So he had to stay outside in the shoe basket.

T-Bog- One of the Bog family members not dropped in the bush.

Dinner was served and Sebra (pictured here not wearing his multi coloured sebra costume) provided the table.

The last table had a dodgy leg so he got a different style.

Hammertime knows these jumps like he built them himself.

Brendan never 'turndowns' an opportunity for trails.

Here he snaps off another bog and then dips it in the landings face.

But he didn't 'lookback' to see if the landing cared.

And here we are. Construction was finished as planned, on time and on budget. The army is enjoying their hard work and preparing for next season. Big thanks to everyone who picked up a shovel and was prepared to come help dig, even when riding wasn't an option. Special thanks to Amiel and Hammertime who spent days on end getting them to where they are now, and to all the boys who took time to help even when they're digging elsewhere.

To anyone who gets the opportunity to ride. Respect the trails and the effort thats been put into them. Its private property too so clean up your crap when you leave and dont abuse it. Offer to help patch em up or get them ready. If you dont have arms and cant lift a pick, blocks of Export, Jack Daniels and BBQ meat is a pretty good substitute till arms grow back.

Plans for the future are endless but its not free, so chuck in 20, 50 or even 100 (dollars, not cents...haha) or whatever loose change you got into the donation box to help get pumps sorted for water/toilet, lights for night sessions and to help pay the power bill.

Trails are making a comeback in Perth. If you wanna get into the scene, put in the effort. Look forward to an awesome trails season folks!

Port Angeles...Access Denied!!!

2010-10-13T19:36:00.005+10:30

We figured it would be quicker to Ferry it directly to the US as opposed to zippin' back to Van then driving across the border. We were wrong. We drive the van off the ferry, Customs take one look at us and it was all over. We got picked for a more thorough search. We had to account for what we did everyday from the time we lobbed in LA. We did surprisingly well for a bunch of brain dead alco's. Pfft we weren't bothered, we'd done fuck all wrong. Little did we know the prick's had 1 up'd us by taking Mikeys camera off the dash. Mikey computer also got searched. Strange no one elses camera's were searched. I guess they had what they wanted. I picked this up whilst we were waiting. Woulda been good to know this a little earlier.
They began re iterating out story back to us in general conversation to try and trip us up. They'd even correlated our story with the pictures in the camera and were matching our answers with what they'd seen. These cunts had us mind fucked before we knew what was happening. Then we got separated and questioned some more. The Lizard got a thorough search and they found nothing. Turns out they were concerned about the pics of Mikey n Cimo trimmin. We told 'em the story behind the photos but it wasn't enough. We were given the arse outta the country over some shitty photos.
What really sucked was they eventually realised were weren't shit cunts but still fucked us over. We were laughin n joking with em whilst we were getting processed. They even took photo's for us.

Here we are after round 1. We then got taken a few blocks away to border patrol, cos customs computers weren't working. Ha, neither were border patrols. We spent about 6 hours in total getting interogated, getting finger printed and just sitting and waiting.

Eventually we got served with these, Parole cards (I may have photoshopped this photo haha). Since we had our passports confiscated we had to carry these to prove were we allowed in the country for 1 night if we were asked for any reason. They confiscated the lizard keys and then cut us loose. They even gave us directions to the nearest pub. We thort they were pissing in our pocket when they told us how rough the joint was, telling us a guy was stabbed there not one week before. Turns out it was true so we ditched that place in search of somewhere a little more quiet.

And we found the ultimate little bar With the best bar maid ever. After a few beers we needed food but the kitchen was closed. No worries. The sheila was so stoked on our story she went into the kitchen and whipped us up some grub herself. Champion! Then she handed us a note "Wanna get blazed YES/NO?" accompanied by a little bag of goodies. After a few beers Mikey sessioned this game 'Done Drinking'. It was hilarious and quite fitting. Before we turned in we had to nip down The shop n get some roadies. The sheila gave us a $20 and got us to get her a 6'er before we left.

This was our camping spot for the night. I think we were safe here. We chilled in the van and contemplated getting knocked back at the Canadian Border and having to go home. FUCK THAT! We got woken by a knock on the window. we had to make the 8am ferry back to Canada. We signed our lives away and before we got on the ferry we got our passports back with one last message from Customs "Just so u know guy's we don't think your bad people. All the best for the rest of your trip." For fuck sake! We had no problems getting back into Canada. Canadian customs even put a smile on our face and then it was on. Look out Victoria, were back!

The Isle of Van, the White Lizard was home

2010-10-12T21:01:00.009+10:30

So we hit the road destined for Vancouver Island. Along the way our pride and joy got the flu and started to shiver. We were quite concerned about the old girl but like a soldier she made it to Vancouver. It was late so we parked her up and had ourselves a van party.
Next morning we took the lizard to the doctor, she really was sick. Here the doctors are giving her a checkup and diagnosed her with a fucked tire.

uh oh, further inspection and she's got two fucked tires, of two different diameters!

By pure coinkydink some clown left a pair of perfectly good second hand tires at the shop that fitted the lizard. Thank You anonymous donor. Balanced and fitted, and even a drink of oil and she was good to go. It cost us a whole $45. The GP's were damn good blokes. Thanks fellas.

As you can see in the X-ray 1 tire is larger than the other with a significant bulge. There was also wire everywhere. We still had 1 issue of a few broken wheel nuts and a broken door handle. We headed to the local GMC dealer who wanted $9 per wheel nut and $60 for a door handle that weren't in stock. WTF? To the auto shop we go where a wheel nut was $2 and a door handle was $9 and were stocked up to the eyeballs. Happy Birfdy Lizard.

With the Lizard as strong as an ox again, we chucked her on the ferry for Van Island.

Good Bye mainland.

Hello Heaven! We haulled arse up the Island to Courtenay to meet Cory and Adam. It was dark by the time we got there but we went down the trails, lit a fire and had a few cans of the good stuff. Little did we know lingering in the darkness was the shit dreams are made of.

Some one get the street directory, this place is a fuckin' maze! The place was too wet to ride but just having a perve was enough.

Big fuck off wall ride joining sets?

Trails aren't enough? how's about mini ramps in the wilderness?

Haha what every set of trails inevitably has, a graveyard.

Everywhere we went on this trip Slayer seemed to pop up. I particularly liked this one.

After we'd finished jerkin off over the trails we chucked Cory in the lizard and went to Plates for brekky. Good Grub. A sk8 park session, a laugh at a kid wearing pink, a flat tire, a trip to Canadian Tire and a street gap later and we're cruisin' past more horrible scenery like this. Where are we goin? Campbell River (I think, haha I don't even know). What i do know is what was there.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! More trails! Mikey gets all seX'd up in the wilderness. Wait, this isn't a drinking photo. What gives?

Whip it, Whip it real good! Professional Bike Rider? Please Bmx Regularly? Pulmonary Beer Resuscitation? Pabst Blue Ribbon? Pheeeew, beer made an appearance.

This little section was interesting. a set of high speed stutter bumps that sent ya all fucked up if ya got it wrong. Once ya gettem dialled though they worked real well.

The stutters slowed ya down for this little short section. Super fun. Dunno what ya call this but it looks Rad!

Mikey drops a leg n does a tabes for the babes.

Look out Cimo is bombin' in. Bet u can't guess what he's gunna drop?

Damn, how'd you know?

Just sailing through trails with beers in belly is the ultimate.

Closing with a turndown is good too.

And another 1 for good measure.

Holy Shit, is that Boots Riding a bike? on trails? doin a trick? It's all business. What happened to being on holidays?

The trails were too tastey not to sample and fairly easy to get through. Even us wasted cunts could get through without much trouble.

Seat grab nac. Can throw the bike in the bin now, it no longer serves a purpose....well i guess it can still be used as a drinking bench. Better keep it.

I think it was the Soldout shirt's hunger for dirt that was powering Boots to ride. The shit cunt didn't do a lot until this day.

And we all went back for seconds and thirds and....oh fuck, We got no energy left. Cheers to Dusty and the crew for lettin us shred there trails. Much appreciated. More good cunts. In fact, need I say it any more since we didn't meet any shit cunts the whole trip?

After a quick stop to meet Cory's folks, we hit the road again destined for Victoria.

This whole time I failed to mention Cory couldn't ride due to the obvious, His knee is fucked. Didn't dampen his spirits when it came to drinkin' n partying on the town though. The true measure of a good cunt. We rolled into town too late n couldn't get in anywhere so we had to rely on old faithful. Take us to the strippers! It was, how shall I put this, below par. They sold Jack's though and we got a good laugh at some twit tippin $80 for absolutely no love.

Next morning we turfed Cory out the lizard on the corner of Middle and No Where Street and left him to his own devices. He's a professional hitcher/bear wrangler so we knew he'd survive. That was the extent of our stay on Vancouver Island. Waiting in the rank to get loaded onto the ferry back to the states I took my very last photo on the Island....or so we thought.

Potland pt 2, the beginning of the end

2010-10-11T20:59:00.002+10:30

It's another case of missing photo's and these ones are key to the story. They may not be lost forever but at this stage they are lost. We rolled into Portland to Party with Zac and Kenda, masters of food and horticulture. Our first night was spent drinking and smoking in his cellar. Mikey n Cimo kindly assisted Zac in trimming his personal, LEGAL stash whilst Boots drank himself stupid and passed out early. Sucks to be that guy cos he missed the late night BBQ session.

Day 2 was spent strolling a shopping mall like a bunch of schoolgirls. It payed off as we found this guy who's business is to embroid hats with watever the fuck ya want. WEST OZ BMX please!

This was also interesting. in the centre of the mall is an ice rink. WTF?

That arvo we had ourselves another BBQ. It was rediculously good. We had ourselves a shocking drunken street hoops session then we lit a fire in the back yard and burnt shit...even money got burnt hahaha. It was a case of filling an esky then emptying it whilst talking shit to each other. The perfect night in. Shit, my brain is soo fucked we also spent a night on the town whilst we were staying at Zacs but for the life of me don't know when it was. The important thing is we got drunk and let Chet know how much we dissapproved of his decision to be a piking bitch! hahahaha. ohh and thats a photo of a squirrel.

The decision was made to head back up to Canada and hit Vancouver Island to catch up with Cory, who visited Oz a coupla years back. We gave the White Lizard a quick check up before we left. Oil barely registers on the stick, sweet we're right to go then. Hopefully the pics from this stop re-appear to make for a more interesting post.

Home Sweet Home!

2010-10-10T22:10:00.004+10:30

Back in Seattle, Just out of town we went home to Mikeys adopted parents, Kim and Tina's house. Bloody great people. They knocked up one of those killer home cooked meals I've been raving about. It was off the chart.

The amount of greenery blew us away in this area. This is just their front yard!

We did a quick tour of the area for the day. Stopped in and shredded some sk8 park. Yep we did some more riding. The we took a quick tour to this waterfall. They were doin some kind of upgrades near it which kinda ruined it but it was still impressive.

As with every great day, we celebrate the win with man's finest creation, this time in 24oz cans. "You make me happy"

Cruising in the White Lizard, forest everywhere and a demonstraion of the 24oz dwarfing the reggo size can. Sometimes the simplest things make for the best times.
This was another place on the list of places we could live forever. To give ya an idea of the hospitality, Tina went to the effort of making us a doggy bag for our trip back down to Portland.

Look at all this shit. Real good grub. Sucked we could only stay for the one night but we had to keep moving. We were running out of time before we had to get to Vegas for Interbike. hahaha

We shot down to Portland again...

We Parked the Van in Couver

2010-10-08T21:07:00.002+10:30

So we finally made it to our final destination,Vancouver. We could start heading south again. But wait... Because Boots has such exceptional organisational skills we missed our destination by a mere 1 n 1/2 hour ferry ride. hahaha we were ment to go to Vancouver Island. Fucktard!

We made do with the situation and sessioned Hastings park for the whole day. I shit you not, a WHOLE DAY of riding. Cimo sessioned this hip for about 2 secs and was hammering these tabo's out.

Ok so it may appear that Cimo was the only cunt riding but Mikey and Boots did too I swear. Also had a late arvo sesh at some local council trails that were super sweet. Parked the van near the trails, had a pommy shower and hit the town. 1st stop food. The Yorkie we had at some pub is definitely worth a mention. The best feed we bought all trip. Still didn't beat any of that sweet home cooking we encountered though.

"Solid Bikes in the hoooooouuuusssseeee!!!! your all faggots" We bumped into a bunch of ratty BMXers on the town in Van that felt the need to talk shit on us in the same way we do it in Oz. Just rat shit drunk and doggin' ya mates. Sooo much fun. Quite primed after closing, Boots n Cimo headed back to the van to attend some very important business, scrawling a drunken message across the back of a post card from Vancouver to Bushy. It's a quite a good read and it only took us a week to post it after that.

our work station had all the tools of the trade.

So we missed the boat, oh well. It's south bound from here. Lets try Seattle again...

A quick dock in Seattle

2010-10-07T21:33:00.004+10:30

It was only a short stop in Seattle.

On our way there we stopped for food and we saw this. haha

..And this

We lost most of the photo's for this stop but at least we got a mandatory riding pic!

We went up the dock station, also known as the Space Needle, and looked at the city. More importantly we drank beer at the top of Seattle, Yay!

I think Mikey spent too much time space docking. Bow legs, now limp wrists, whats next?

We tried to convince our Angel to do a show in Perth. http://www.almost-angels.com/ Whatta you think?

Next stop Vancouver, there will be a riding pic soon I swear.

Potland pt1...whoops dropped an R.

2010-10-06T20:10:00.004+10:30

It's a hefty cruise up to Portland from Sac.
and it seems to take forever since the scenery is so terrible, especially passing through the mountains. Give me kilometres of dry dead flat nothingness anyday. haha

we pull into this little town for a quick fuel up and a dabble in some torturous murder.

The mandatory riding photo comes in the for of a graff in a little pub near Andy's house. Andy is the man who put up with our laim arses for our 1st stop in Portland. A Real Good Cunt!!!All the pic's from this stop have been lost and in escense means my memory has also been lost.

I do remember our first port of call was an early morning sesh at Burnside because, of course, I have photo's of that.

Mikey moved his drinking bench over this place a few times. I took it upon myself to ride a curb instead.

Word has it to ride this place ya "gotta go fast." I dunno what fast even feels like but it's fuckin' great to watch. Andy kill's this place. We also sessioned Tigard Park. Smoothest park I've ever ridden, Rediculous.

The rest of our time was spend blind drunk looking at strippers and Go-Go dancers. If you ever hear the word Acropolis in Portland get on that wagon!!! 7am breakfast with a side of pussy in the face anyone? or just a steak n chips for dinner....with a side of pussy in the face!!! hahaha

I told ya the stories would start thinning out as the trip progresses. Met some angels....well 1 was only an almost angel and convoyed to Van via Seattle...

Sac is Nuts!

2010-10-05T20:11:00.011+10:30

Good 'ole Sacramento, what a great place.
It seems ya can do whatever ya want there. If it gets too hot, why not take the doors off ya rig?

1st stop. the Solid Bikes shop to meet Huff, Whiskey and the rest of the crew. These a just a few of the many gadgets used to create mobile street drinking benches some people like to call BMX bikes.

An over view of the shop. There is shit everywhere.

Jase, their welder, bangin out a whole line of those Cult bars whilst drinking beer to keep him sane.

Holly chillin' in front of a gazillion Cult bars freshly welded.

This is Jase's house. What a prick of a commute to work. Public transport must be a bitch.

We stayed with Whiskey Brent and Brittany. We coulda lived there forever. Cos they love to party the same way we do. Even Holly got in on the action.

We spent 2 days there but they both a blurry mash up of 1. both times we started at the solid shop then ended up at Whiskey's house then followed on to the local pub the finished back at Whiskey's. Both fuckin epic times i can't even tell them apart. I think both nights involved some late night screen printing too. Absolutley love my solid shirt that has that 3 in the morning look to it. At some point we had a magnificent sanga from the local Deli and went for a swim in some pristine river. And what kinda local pub just moves ya into the beer garden when ya smokin' pipes and lets ya take a jug of piss home as long as ya bring it back the next day? a fuckin good 1! ohh and Mikey rode some local trails whilst the rest of us got drunk too. Shout out to the Nunya crew, good buch of cunts!

Definitely spewing we missed out on partying here again...more on that later.
Ya think Holly is Whiskey Brents Dog? I guess this will have to constitute our mandatory riding photo for Sacramento.

Ah night 2 was definitley a long stint behind the bottle. partied till 8 in the morning then decided we needed to hit the road to Portland to make it there in time for the weekend. A quick stop at the Solid shop to pick up a delivery we needed to make in Portland and it was on. Haullin' arse up the highway without sleep for about an hour and this is where the Lizard ended up. notice the face lift? Solid Bikes reprazent! We did make it to Portland, Surprisingly...

Damn Fancisco!

2010-10-04T20:29:00.008+10:30

Some months before our trip we discovered The American carnage tour was gunna be in town the same time we were, Slayer, Megadeth and Testament. Since were complete retards we fucked around too long in LA and missed the gig we had tickets for in San Fran...or so we thought. 1 last minute check on the net revealed we had the dates wrong and would still be able to make it. so we decided to celebrate with alcohol.

We awoke late and had to haul arse up the I5. We passed this massive black cloud of stinking shit whick turned out to be dairy cows. More cows than you could ever imagine in 1 place. It was rediculous. Our partying ment we nearly missed the gig again haha. pulled into the Cow Palace where the gig was at in time to catch half of Megadeth.

But we got to see the whole of Slayer. It may have been the venue, it may have been because we were standing in the best spot on the floor but more likely it was because we were sober that this was the best we'd ever heard Slayer play. The whole of Seasons in the Abyss with the addition of the obvious other songs. Epic as fuck.

After the gig we hit the town with some catching up to do. Boots needed cash so he went to this ATM. The damn thing wasn't even attached to the ground and it wobbled all over the place hahaha. dodgey?

In the pursuit of strippers we met sisco. Seemed like a reasonable dude in the beginning but we soon discovered he was some rich, artsy, homo, coke head that had no intentions of taking us to the strippers.

We went to his house to drink beer then we went down town and wound up walking the shady side of town with crack heads everywhere at like 5 in the morning. It was safe to say I was legitimately scared.

We ditched that queer n piled in the Lizard. Ahh the Lizard. Here she is basking in the beautiful weather in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

We discovered some of the best shit the US has to offer in San Fran. Eddie C introduced us to Delores Park, the best park in the whole of America.... aside from the pink bow sporting, man eating poodles.

He also introduced us to this little beauty, Four Loko. 1 can of this shit and ya got a buzz on and then its party time. This was our 1st encounter with a handle of Jacks too. 1.75L for $36. Damn!!!!
As you can see the weather was so terrible we had to go to the beach. Not sure why since Delores Park has everything a beach has just without the water and sand.

That night we partied with the SF crew pretty hard. Cimo and Boots staggered back to the van to discover a group of rat kids graff'n every van parked in the street. we caught 'em doin' the 1 right before ours. Given our van was getting graff'd any way we made a request. WEST OZ BMX across the bonnet please! We had grand idea's of somthing really arty n the shit cunt couldnt do it. all he did was scrawl a shitty tag on it and that was it. oh well.

This is Eddies moto. 1 slip and it'll tear ya nuts off straight through the back wheel.

Our mandatory riding photo in San Fran.

My brain is definitly broken. I dont know where we went to party that night and at some point we had a barbie in San Fran. I guess that just shows how good of a time we had there. After San Fran we moved on to Sacramento...

Thank fuck for picture boxes!

2010-10-03T13:00:00.011+10:30

The humble memory box is quite a valuable tool when ya go overseas for a 5 week riding....haha who are we kidding, Drinking trip. I'll try and piece together some kind of story of what went down. there will be some holes especially since 1 member of the team (without mentioning Mikey's name) lost there picture box. It had some extremely valuable pics on it. I guess I'll try go city by city starting with LA.

LA has some serious fucking concrete! The place looks fucking terrible. So we headed straight for Hollywood. This is the very 1st photo taken of our whole trip. Worthy? I think so.

We got ourselves a room right on Hollywood boulevard. cheap as fuckin' chips. Then we went for a roll. Within 1 hour of being in the US we had already been called Bogans by a passer-by. Golden!

Cimo got in early and got the business side of things outta the way so we could put the bikes away n celebrate the win.

A real Hollywood photo! we spent 2 days in Hollywood and didn't even see the sign haha

Fake police? These guys went through Hollywood Bvd or The Sunset strip with they're lights on a few times a day like clock work. hmmmmmmmm

The 1st Lizard. This was the first roadtripmobile we looked at. It was owed by the Bassist for this band --> http://www.myspace.com/whitewizzard Super Rad dude and there a great listen too. As it turned out this this van was never ment to be.

Time to Party! The best way to start is with a 40oz of malt liquor. Its good shit. This is the 1st of our many mandatory riding photo's.

The Buzz is getting Strong. With a buzz on we trundle down the street with a 6 pack of America's finest, PBR and just watched the action unfold. 1st person we bump into down the street, Rick Fucking Thorne haha. Going to a party where ya had to dress in all white to get in and he was still dressed in all black!

not far down the road we met this guy. You all recognise him right? Yep, you got it in one, it's Kevin. This guy spends his day cruising around dressed like this because he can. He doesn't even ask for money.

He just wants ya to pose for photo's for his site http://www.isawjesusinla.com/

This is Mum and Dad, an Aussie couple that were walking past whilst we were partying with Jesus. We convinced Jesus that we were 3 brothers and that they were our Mum n Dad. We lated bumped into em in this bar (the saddle ranch? or somthin like that) so we got a photo. Great place to drink.

They even know that Kohler is shit hahaha

Ahhhh our first mandatory riding photo of America's finest. 16oz cans..little did we know they got bigger. Oh and brown bags in can sizes for street drinkin'. the US has they're shit together.

Whiskey a go go and Seventh veil are famous strip clubs. Famous yes, good no. We discovered real quick that Califonia is fuckin' shit for strippers. Ya get a choice of full nudity with no alcohol or alcohol but the strippers only get to they're bikini. WTF? each club is linked to 1 of the others so the idea is u pay to get into 1, get maggo then waltz over to the other to see nakedness. Madness...but we stilled did it hahaha

We lost Mikey early in the night only to find him sleeping back at the hotel. so we did wat any good friend would do and overturned his bed whilst he was still in it

Day 2 consisted of just hanging round the boulevard waiting for a call about the lizard. Sounds boring but crazy shit just happens around ya in that place you don't have to do anything. We met Charlie Champlin...and we saw a crack head running around shadow boxing about 6km's down on Sunset and wen we rode back to the boulevard he ran past still goin for it full throttle.

Somewhere in amongst our time in Hollywood was 2 trips to Hooters. Great fuckin' place to eat and drink, nuff sed.

With the first Lizard a bust we moved on to this bad boy. $2800? pffft no way. we hustled that shit down to $1800.

and here she is in all her glory. The White Lizard. All fresh before she got some make up further along in the trip. I miss her already. BP DUB? yeh we didn't get it either, in fact no 1 could tell us wat it ment but every1 seemed to love it.

This was the night we spent in Longbeach Shredding.

It was also the first night we slept in the van. Here Cimo demonstrates how its so comfortable ya can sleep anywhere.

Fuck loads more shit happened but I can't think of it right now. As the days go along the stories will get patchyer and more vague but you gotta expect that from a bunch or drunks that call themselves BMXers . next stop San Fran....

This website needs an update

2010-09-18T17:41:00.002+09:30

That works!

WEST OZ CLIPPIN HARD IN THE USA

2010-09-03T04:15:00.003+09:30

This is about as much riding as we have done

Clippin really hard

Cimo holds the reason in his hand

Make Your Vote Count!

2010-08-23T19:33:00.004+09:30

Elections are serious business so you shouldn't just waste your vote on anyone.
With that shit outta the way, we could shred.

I myself am in chillin' mode so sundy was a day of diggin'. Its a beautiful site to walk out ya back door and see this. This, of course, is not my house but it is a drinking spot I attend regularly. http://www.soldoutbmx.blogspot.com/ for more

Why am I chillin'? Westozbmx is goin to say G'Day USA next weekend!

Let It Bleed Premiere

2010-08-17T19:48:00.004+09:30

The 'Let It Bleed' Premiere' was held on the weekend at Royal. Fuckin' good turnout n the vid was great. So many bangin kids out there I don't even know. Where the fuck are they hiding?

The man of the hour. Calvin supplied the vid and the goon that got the party rockin'

Definitely a good night when a piss drunk Ryan sits down and plays a random buskers Lute.

If ya want a copy hit up calvinkosovich@hotmail.com

I might hustle him for a hand full on the w/e and dish em out if ya keen Calvin? So ya can proly him me up too.

And remember u got westoz content u wanna share, BMX or alcohol related or both phantomblogger@live.com.au

21 reasons to party

2010-08-09T20:30:00.002+09:30

It was the Hail Bomb's 21st this weekend so BMX couldn't be further from our minds. Good turnout. Everyone got pissed and had a kick arse time. WIN!

The Doc partying in his element
The Wu-Banger Brothers walking home.
How bout that. Everyone got tanked and decided the trails would be a good sundy sesh and it eventuated. Travy owns the boost button.
My drunk-cam point and shoot in the hands of a stoner results in high quality photo's. Sibley with a nice tabo.
Most people just sat and watched the Darky show unfold. We got schooled in some good wholesome O.G. BMX! 1foot tabo.

Let It Bleed Premiere

2010-08-09T20:01:00.002+09:30

IS ON! 14th August @ Royal. 7pm Start. Be there Bitches!

Watch this again then turn up, Simple.

"Let It Bleed" Trailer. from calvin kosovich on Vimeo.

Wu-stozbmx

2010-08-06T18:34:00.004+09:30

Another exclusive Westoz T-shirt. Ya know ya high rollin' when ya team up with wu-tang for a collaborative T-shirt. Very limited numbers, very limited sizes and remember Ca$h Rules Everything Around Me.

Photography Lesson

2010-08-02T19:41:00.003+09:30

"Just put it on aperture priority and press the fuckin' button!" Calvin got a quick lesson in photography and got a nice photo of Cimo being Cimo.

Mandatory riding photo.

Ledge session

2010-08-01T21:38:00.002+09:30

A Day in The Life. from calvin kosovich on Vimeo.

A wee little vid of westozbmxers filling in time between getting out of bed n going to the pub.

G'day USA

2010-07-30T20:25:00.002+09:30

Josh C is Swanning around the USA and sent me through some photo's of his adventures.

Intelligent Americans

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Respect the pool.

One question, Where's the wedding photo's?

The Vicar of Sibley

2010-07-29T18:35:00.004+09:30

Sibley sent me some Kick Ass pics to post up. Some were too banging so I have to keep 'em under wraps. Ever noticed nothin' bangin' gets posted anymore? hmmmmm...

Dyl n Doc with some inner city swimming!

Sibley has been putting in work at the trails...

Well directing the machinery where to do the work any way! keep 'em coming!

Mid Week Nibbles

2010-07-29T16:16:00.002+09:30

Mid Week Nibbles from michael cernotta on Vimeo.

A chill day at the park with a little bit of street. Nothing ground breaking, hopefully just enjoyed for what it is. Enjoy!

Point of Focus

2010-07-25T21:31:00.004+09:30

http//www.focalpointbmx.com

Over at FP is a sweet Photo of Josh shreddn Dean Manson's trails from our Melbourne trip way back in October last year.

Got a photo you want posted? send it through. phantomblogger@live.com.au

B-day Trails Gig

2010-07-25T20:25:00.007+09:30

A good turn out for Andy's Birfdy gig at the trails on Satdy.

I was most amazed by the groms. The little bastards were all shredding the trails better than me.

More of the young crew shreddn

Nigga Pete's little bro recently ditched his scooter for a bike and is already killin' it
Zane setting the table

The focus changed to the Dew tour ramp during the day so the kids could get their huck on. The peanut gallery watching on.

Zane entertains the crowd with a decade

No footed can

If u didnt recognise Zane in those other photo's it's probably cos your used to seeing him like this

Shaun Humphries has been off the map for quite some time. He recently moved to Collie and shows that he's still got it. Flip no hands.

He might not have pulled it but he was mighty close. The photo is too good not to post.

Superman doin a Rex seatgrab.

360 T-Hammer

Muzza spent some time training at the Jim (Beam) then decided it was time to shred a bike. Pretty good for a skater.

Kids definitley watch too much TV.

This is what I was seeing at the start of the day...

This is what I was seeing at the end of the day.

Its pretty good of me to do a post about Andy's birthday n not have a photo of him to post haha probably cos he spent the day sippin eggs next to me

I'm Seeing Red

2010-07-20T22:09:00.003+09:30

Was too pumped on Cimo's Birthmonth I totally forgot we went BMXing on Satdy. Everyone met at Manning n didn't leave. Super fun day and everyone was dressed the same haha

Bet you haven't seen this in a while, Mike riding his bike.

Whammo Jammo is back in action too.
Rex made a thunderous trip up to join the party.

the Ice Doctor throwing down.

As was the Gav man.

Dyl doin' Grinds

Jammo heading for a manual but whats that in the shadows?

Double Dutch

Double Trouble

Demo bombin' 3's

Revert wash out to ninja turtle spin. Love the reactions!

Demo reveals his secret to shredding. Red battery packs!

As you can see I take photo's of random crap and try and produce an update each week. If you've got somthing better shoot it through. phantomblogger@live.com.au

Cimo's Birthday Month

2010-07-19T20:25:00.007+09:30

It is Cimo's Birthmonth. We had to cram a whole month's party into 1 night so thats just what we did.

The drunkcam paparazzi were out in force!

Dyl just had a coupla quieties for a change

The cougars had there claws out that night

the neighbours loved the Midnight jam sessions. with a quick battery...

... and some lessons from the Doc....

... Cimo got that bass drum kickin'

then got upstaged by a chick

Superwoman made an appearance.

by placing this photo here it would appear Superwoman is laughing at herself. however so much good shit went down she could be laughing at anything.

Ryan was bein a bit of a fuckin' hero late in the night. haha

If you can go to Cimo's house n get out without watching Wilfred, your doing well.

Some people were lucky enough to get a bit of sleep. Some slept inside...

...Some didn't!

B-Day Bash

2010-07-17T08:22:00.002+09:30

I got a message the other day "Pipeline shred day 24 July for Andy Byrne's Birthday". Thats next w/e. No idea what the trails are like but I know the local bottle-O sells good brew.

Let It Bleed

2010-07-12T15:32:00.000+09:30

"Let It Bleed" Trailer. from calvin kosovich on Vimeo.

Coal Hole

2010-07-11T18:31:00.003+09:30

Spent a weekend at home in the trap and caught up with a the local shreddas.

Callen's (sp?) bike looks like a tastey bowl of fruit loops. Whip Disaster

Switching it up with a down whip disaster.

Front brakes! 'Rock On Ride On'

Footjam whip 'Mo Fucker'

360 down a 1 stair

The hangover trazza's

2010-07-05T21:00:00.003+09:30

Went on Safari at the hangover trails (aka Brendans). Got some pretty shakey snaps on some animals in the wilderness. Shakey, cos of course, we were hung over.

JB mid choo choo train.

Dyl kickin' it.

Did i mention last week the Doctor is sick?

Doc goin for 3, but gets 450.

This creature is usually native to SA. but i managed to capture a rare sighting of 1 in Westoz. Dunno what the scientific name for it is. We just called him Beachy.

people turning to watch...almost mandatory for a trails pic.

GRIZZly bAIR in Australia? really?

The swan bomb flew north for the summer

2010-07-03T08:23:00.002+09:30

West oz bmx is really gonna take over America now the merch is on display.

Sunday bloody sunday

2010-06-27T21:12:00.002+09:30

A damn productive Sundy sesh in Bunno. Its amazing what happens when ya ride without a hangover. Only managed 1 photo. Poached Jamie's flash on this 1. perfect timing. French man Clem Blastorama

Where we at? Ka$hviiiille!!!

2010-06-25T21:04:00.001+09:30

Kie Ashworth FBM Edit from Stowmedia June 2010 from StowMedia on Vimeo.

Kie Boi bein' Kie Boi